Your New Year’s Fratoscope
If your birthday is this week: Your pizzaman is stalking you. He doesn’t want to have sex, just deliver all your food. Aries: You will be punched by a farm animal. Taurus: The stars say, avoid the...
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If your birthday is this week: For the last time, Saturday’s party is not for you. Aries: The ghost of Dick Clark will come to you and reveal that Ryan Seacrest ate his soul. Taurus: The stars say,...
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If your birthday is this week: You figure out the reason for the break in to your house was so that everyone could regift your Christmas gifts. Aries: You will have to do terrible things for a free...
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